Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
A. K9P
Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A: Catch.
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!