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What do you think are the worst ever song lyrics?

Online music store Musicmagpie.com have compiled a top 10 worse lyrics list voted by their users. I honestly believe these aren't the worst ever lyrics but, anyway, I have listed them in order but which do YOU think has the worst line? Please bet and comment if you have a better (Or is that worse?) suggestion!

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer. SNAP.
2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news. DES REE
Right choice
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? AVRIL LAVIGNE
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 50 CENT
6. Time is like a clock in my heart – CULTURE CLUB
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – WILL SMITH
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains. SHAKIRA
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – SISQO
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – VAN HALEN
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Created On: 7/10/08 at 12:08pm (359 days ago)
Closes On: 8/10/08 at 11:59pm (327 days ago)
Settles On: 8/10/08 at 11:59pm (327 days ago)
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yaseminbeygo7
yaseminbeygo7 wrote 274 days ago
Is that yo ass,or yo mama half reindeer?
potatoesonmars
potatoesonmars wrote 320 days ago
obviously shakira! come on people!
splashysheba2004
splashysheba2004 wrote 327 days ago
i got a lot of money off this!
angelface460
angelface460 wrote 327 days ago
No. 3. How crude....
reema88
reema88 wrote 327 days ago
1
omojo
omojo wrote 328 days ago
2- but even worse is Tiny Tim, "Tiptoe, through the tulips, with me"
jeanfarah_1
jeanfarah_1 wrote 329 days ago
shakiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 888888888888
stogiefresh
stogiefresh wrote 333 days ago
we dont wana hear about small and humble breasts we want lady lumps
V-day
V-day wrote 339 days ago
Shakira Shakira!!! Stupid Stupid!! Yeah, beware guys! If you feel like going climbing, you may end up on top of a woman with big boobs...Besides, did you people notice that singing live she sucks????
kendrafcox
kendrafcox wrote 344 days ago
i love sk8er boy by avril lavigne
kendrafcox
kendrafcox wrote 344 days ago
i love u like a fat guy loves cake!!!
lol
nectarine_94
nectarine_94 wrote 349 days ago
oh somebody please make sense of some of these songs being written in todays society..."is that yo mommas ass, or half of a reindeer?"...lol....
firesign592005
firesign592005 wrote 349 days ago
#8 was she refering to a man climbing up her chest????hahahaha
mikkimouse155
mikkimouse155 wrote 350 days ago
what the hell number 2!!!
connor.whatling
connor.whatling wrote 350 days ago
NO.5
solveig.sun
solveig.sun wrote 353 days ago
I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news. DES REE= TERRIBLE SONG AND TERRIBLE LYRICS
mustang0802
mustang0802 wrote 354 days ago
8
kittie_kat
kittie_kat wrote 355 days ago
number 3
wejay_vjk
wejay_vjk wrote 355 days ago
shakiraa ur goto mountains or anywhere but one wants everything on bed baby
beverly2hot2000
beverly2hot2000 wrote 357 days ago
Shakira...duh
ain't nutin wrong with a woman havin' boobs like mountains...men like them big..I guess
ei8hty5ive
ei8hty5ive (Creator) wrote 358 days ago
Woo! I just remembered another one! P Diddy and Mario with these classic lines "Just wanna let you know that I don’t wanna let you go
And I don’t wanna let you leave
Can't say I didn’t let you breath
Gave you extra cheese
Put you in the suv"

Its a winner! Edd! Thanks for all the bets!
banana_boy_12
banana_boy_12 wrote 358 days ago
i like CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nithyadhve
nithyadhve wrote 358 days ago
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nithyadhve
nithyadhve wrote 358 days ago
nice
Cheekyhipster
Cheekyhipster wrote 358 days ago
There ALL Horrable except Avril Lavigne. SHAKIRA
brandon-cartwright
brandon-cartwright wrote 358 days ago
shakira
blockjuice
blockjuice wrote 358 days ago
I had toast this morning.
blockjuice
blockjuice wrote 358 days ago
mmm...toast
I'm hungry
gerardisohot
gerardisohot wrote 358 days ago
1
drama_princess.1025
drama_princess.1025 wrote 358 days ago
I only heard Avril's Sk8er Boi but I'll say all of those lyrics are the worse i've ever seen
Ok well they are all sung by, and listened to by people headed to HELL in a hand basket!! but the worst ones that are sung and listen to by people who have reservation in the HOTTEST PLACES IN HELL!! Are no.#'s 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, & 9!
yufei.randomness
yufei.randomness wrote 358 days ago
2 Piece of Toast?? Toast is for eating people.
x_missjadybaby_x
x_missjadybaby_x wrote 358 days ago
9
lmao
megasuperlord
megasuperlord wrote 358 days ago
1
bigdadstriker
bigdadstriker wrote 358 days ago
i only heard of like four whre the hell did the rest come from
aeizz
aeizz wrote 358 days ago
3 is the worst
i wanna know who will say Avril's lyrics is bad 0.0??
hanniad1811
hanniad1811 wrote 358 days ago
2
hanniad1811
hanniad1811 wrote 358 days ago
2
hanniad1811
hanniad1811 wrote 358 days ago
2
mazzdav
mazzdav wrote 358 days ago
Shakira Shakira !!!
soaringangel95
soaringangel95 wrote 358 days ago
2
earball
earball wrote 358 days ago
clairebear do u watch heros?
clairebear075
clairebear075 wrote 358 days ago
wat!!!!
rachel_bevan888
rachel_bevan888 wrote 358 days ago
jh
ellalyn
ellalyn wrote 358 days ago
2
ivaniadeavila
ivaniadeavila wrote 358 days ago
3
earball
earball wrote 358 days ago
#2 god, thats gold
idahs2005
idahs2005 wrote 358 days ago
no comment
splashysheba2004
splashysheba2004 wrote 358 days ago
2
chika2fine
chika2fine wrote 358 days ago
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
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1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer. SNAP.  - 19.61% (221 players)
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2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news. DES REE  - 22.01% (248 players)
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3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE  - 13.04% (147 players)
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4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? AVRIL LAVIGNE  - 5.59% (63 players)
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5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 50 CENT  - 7.9% (89 players)
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6. Time is like a clock in my heart – CULTURE CLUB  - 3.37% (38 players)
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7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – WILL SMITH  - 3.64% (41 players)
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8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains. SHAKIRA  - 10.74% (121 players)
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9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – SISQO  - 8.87% (100 players)
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10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – VAN HALEN  - 5.24% (59 players)
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